Loganese Volume #5

Not a lengthy list, but it's been a while since I've posted and an even longer while since I've posted one of these little doozies...Happy reading!

1.  (Oct.) - Todd's mom was reading through Logan's Let's Go Blue! book with him.  Logan knows the story almost by heart, so he can fill in words as you read along.  He knows when to say, "Let's Go Blue" and when the quarterback says, "Touchdown Michigan."  He was filling in all of these words as Todd's mom was reading.  When she got to the page about the marching band, she read "At halftime the Michigan Marching Band performed on the field.  The little fans watched the band form the Michigan M and sang..."  Logan was supposed to fill in "Hail to the Victors," which he knows to say at that point; however on this day he filled in the song "Happy birthday to you!"
2.  (Oct.) - Logan wanted some toys out of the basement, so I told him he could go down there and get them by himself.  He wanted me to turn the light on when he went down there, so I did.  When he came back upstairs, instead of asking me to turn the light off, he said, "Mommy turn the dark on."
3.  (Oct.) -  I was sitting on the couch holding Brayden, and it looked like he was nursing even though he wasn't.  Logan lifted up his shirt and said, "Brayden eat Bubba's boobs?"  I laughed and told him that Brayden couldn't eat from his "boobs" because he didn't have any milk in them.  My mistake...he picked up his milk cup and attempted to pour milk into his "boobs!"
4.  (Nov.) - Todd asked Logan if he wanted gel in his hair.  He never actually put it in, but all day Logan kept asking for "jello" in his hair!
5.  (Nov. - Thanksgiving) - Logan was sitting on Troy's lap at the dinner table.  Troy tried to give one of Logan's matchbox cars to Brayden and Logan responded, "NOT COOL TROY!"
6.  (Nov.) - Logan was sitting at the kitchen table with me while I ate breakfast.  He was looking at all the letters on the lid of Todd's laptop and telling me what each letter was (we have a Toshiba).  I asked about several letters, and he pointed to each of them, but when I asked where the I was, Logan pointed to his eye.
7.  (Dec.) - We were in the middle of Brayden's baptism, which Logan calls a bath-tism.  Logan kept asking if Brayden was going to go in the baptismal font.  Then when the priest put the oil in Brayden's hair, Logan yelled out "Put jello in Brayden's hair!" (see #4 above)
8.  (Dec.) - Todd, his mom, and I were coming home from doing some Christmas shopping at the mall.  Logan asked if we were going home and then told us, "No go home!"  When we asked him where he wanted to go, he replied, "TJ Maxx!"
9.  (Dec.) - Logan and I were eating lunch.  I was trying to get him to eat a little more and asked why he wasn't eating his mashed potatoes.  He said, "No potatoes," so I tried to get him to finish his banana instead.  He took his fork, took a bite of mashed potatoes, and said, "It's not too bad!"
10.  (Dec.) - When Logan woke up in the morning, he noticed that I had painted my fingernails (something I rarely have time for these days and haven't done in a while).  He looked at my hands and said, "Mommy got new fingers!"
11.  (Jan.) - As I was finishing up feeding Brayden one night before bed, Todd was getting ready for work and Logan was just hanging out, wandering around our upstairs and taking turns talking to each of us.  Todd told Logan he needed to go get something downstairs, so Logan said, "Bubba go downstairs with Daddy?" and Todd told him, "Ok, let's go."  Logan then replied, "Vamanos!"  Can you tell we are avid Dora watchers?  I love it!
12.  (Jan.) - Todd was snuggling with Logan in his bed, and suddenly I heard Logan tell him, "Get your hands off of me!"  (and then he laughed)
13.  (Jan.) - Todd and I were talking to Logan about going on the potty.  We keep telling him that he has to start going on the potty if he wants to go to school next year.  I told him that they won't let him wear diapers at school, and he asked me "Only the butt?" to which I replied, "Yes, honey, you can only wear the butt."