Don't Mind vs. Don't Want

WARNING:  I am hormonal, and I am venting.  Read at your own risk.

TOP 5 THINGS I DON'T MIND DOING:
1.  Laundry
2.  Cooking dinner
3.  Changing diapers
4.  Doing dishes
5.  Emptying the dishwasher

TOP 5 THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO:
1.  Walk around the entire house picking up dirty laundry so I can wash it.  We have a laundry chute - it doesn't get any easier.
2.  Hear criticism of a meal BEFORE any other conversation.
3.  Change every single dirty diaper that occurs while both parents are present.
4.  Take dirty dishes off the counter (that don't belong to me) and put them in the dishwasher.
5.  Empty the dishwasher after it sits for two days because I asked someone else to empty it.  Next time I won't use the phrase "If you get bored, you could..." when asking the dishwasher to be emptied.

This post will be followed by "TOP 5 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY HUSBAND" on a day when I'm not feeling hormonal and don't need to vent.  Sorry honey!